The Ultimate Lazy Parent’s Guide to Cleaning (Because We Have Better Things to Do)

Welcome to the lazy genius guide to cleaning—because let’s be real, no one has time to scrub baseboards when the kids are busy turning the house into a snack explosion. Cleaning shouldn’t feel like a full-time job, and with a few clever hacks, it won’t have to.

So, grab your magic cleaning potions (spoiler: it’s mostly baking soda and vinegar) and let’s turn your home from “What happened here?” to “Okay, this is acceptable.”

The Art of Cleaning Just Enough

A tidy home doesn’t mean spending your entire weekend scrubbing. The key is working smarter, not harder.

Clean as you go (or at least pretend to)

• Spill something? Wipe it immediately. Future you will be grateful.
• Cooking? Wash dishes while waiting for the pasta to boil.
• Kids made a mess? Hand them a cloth and call it “life skills training.”

The 10-minute speed clean
 

Set a timer and clean only what you can. It’s shocking how much you get done when you know you can stop soon (bonus: it makes it feel like a game).

Decluttering = less cleaning
 

The fewer things you own, the fewer things you have to clean. Donate the pile of “just in case” clothes and ditch the random kitchen gadgets you never use.

Kitchen Cleaning Hacks (The Battlefield)

Your kitchen is where crumbs go to die and sticky spots mysteriously appear. Here’s how to keep it under control.

Unclog your sink with stuff from your pantry

• Pour baking soda and vinegar down the drain.
• Watch it fizz like a school science project.
• Flush with boiling water and feel accomplished.

No-scrub oven cleaner

• Coat the oven in a baking soda and water paste.
• Leave overnight while you sleep like a responsible adult.
• Wipe clean in the morning. No scrubbing required.

Microwave cleaning

• Put a bowl of water and lemon slices inside.
• Microwave for three minutes.
• Wipe away grime effortlessly.

Bathroom Cleaning Hacks (The Horror Zone)

This is where toothpaste mysteriously ends up on the walls, and your shower glass never stays clean.

The no-scrub toilet hack

• Pour vinegar into the toilet before bed.
• Let it do the work overnight.
• Flush in the morning. Done.

Shower glass that actually stays spotless

• Keep a squeegee handy and use it after every shower (or tell your family it’s a new rule).
• Spray with a vinegar and dish soap mix, let sit for 10 minutes, then rinse.

Grout cleaner that costs nothing

• Sprinkle baking soda on grout.
• Spray vinegar and watch it bubble.
• Scrub with an old toothbrush and feel like a DIY superhero.

Living Room Cleaning Hacks (a.k.a. the Playroom in Disguise)

This is the zone where socks, toys, and crumbs gather.

Deodorise your couch with baking soda

• Sprinkle it over cushions, let it sit for 15 minutes, then vacuum.
• Enjoy your fresh-smelling couch for at least five minutes until the kids jump on it.

Dusting that takes no effort

• Use dryer sheets to wipe dust—it repels it for longer.
• Works on TV screens too.

The hide the mess trick

• Baskets. Everywhere. Toss things in them. Instant clean-up.

Bedroom Cleaning Hacks (Because Sleep is Sacred)

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Your bedroom should be your peaceful escape from the chaos.

The mattress freshener

• Sprinkle baking soda on your mattress.
• Let it sit for an hour, then vacuum.
• Sleep better knowing your bed isn’t a dust trap.

Wardrobe decluttering hack

• Turn all your hangers backwards.
• After six months, donate anything you haven’t worn.
• Instant wardrobe detox.

Conclusion: You’ve Got This (or at Least, It’ll Look Like You Do)

Cleaning doesn’t have to suck. With a few smart hacks and some strategic laziness, your home can be clean enough to function without driving you mad.

So, grab your baking soda, vinegar, and sheer determination, and show your house who’s boss. Happy cleaning—or at least, happy faking it. For those that still need help call Oz City Cleaners on 1300 740 848, or book here.