Chocolate That Hits Different: The Guilt-Free Snack Saving Parents from Post-School Meltdowns (Theirs and The Kids’)

You know that chaotic post-school window – when everyone’s hangry, homework is looming, and you’re 45 seconds away from diving headfirst into your kids’ lunchbox leftovers? Same. That’s exactly why we’re obsessed with a sweet little find that’s saving snack time in our house – Goodness Kitchen Choc Bites.

These bite-sized heroes are your new go-to for curbing sugar cravings without the side order of guilt. We’re talking antioxidant-rich fruit, sourced from BRC-accredited growers, lovingly dunked in velvety, Rainforest Alliance Certified vegan dark chocolate. It’s like nature and indulgence had a delicious little baby.

And before you ask – yes, they’re:

• Vegan
• Gluten-free
• Dairy-free
• Absolutely not free from addictive deliciousness

After-School Snack Game = Upgraded

Let’s be real: your child’s after-school appetite is borderline Olympic. These Choc Bites – available in blueberry, cherry, and strawberry options – have become our new secret weapon. They’re sweet, tangy, and satisfyingly chewy under that crisp dark choc coating, without the sugar crash or the “Was that your fourth cookie?” shame.

Just pour a handful into a little bowl (or straight from the pack into your face, we’re not judging), and it instantly becomes a treat both your kids and your inner choc-loving adult can agree on.

Parents, You Deserve This Too

Honestly, these weren’t even meant for the kids at first. The plan was simple: find something indulgent that didn’t undo the 38 things you did today to try and be “healthy-ish.” One bite in and suddenly you’re hoarding bags in the top pantry like they’re a tax deduction. Sharing is technically encouraged, but let’s not pretend we’re saints.

Where to Buy?

Goodness Kitchen Choc Bites are now available at select independent grocers across Australia. You can track down your nearest Choc Bite fix via their interactive store locator map.

Snack Stats:

• RRP: $9.00
• Chocolate: 42% cocoa solids, Rainforest Alliance Certified
• Fruit: Real fruit from real growers – not the vague “fruit concentrate” kind

• Best enjoyed: Hidden in the laundry while pretending to fold towels

Final Verdict?
This isn’t just a snack – it’s survival disguised in dark chocolate. Whether you’re looking to sweeten up school pickup or sneak something indulgent once the kids are in bed, Goodness Kitchen Choc Bites deserve a permanent spot in your pantry.

Parent-tested, chocolate-lover approved. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you when the pack mysteriously disappears.